LIV TORC

To book Liv to come and perform

She will travel, she will turn up on time and she will speak clearly into the microphone. And here's the good bit - she is almost always genuinely enjoyed and heartily clapped, even by those people who usually claim not to like poetry. Email her any time day or night for rates and availability.

To buy her books

1.Take Your Monkey and
Get Out Of My Life,
2.Dancing Naked in Banana Land
3.Lips Akimbo (NEW)

available for £6 each, £10 for two, £15 for all three... from the author at gigs or through Paypal - just email and ask for one (or several).

To speak with relish and general fondness
Don’t hold back… if I know you like it, I’ll do more. After all it’s not a me me me thing, it’s a you me me thing.

To berate, condemn, criticise, make lewd and inappropriate suggestions, stalk, swear, seek advice on personal issues, declare unexpected feelings and generally piss off.
Contact at your own risk, with full knowledge that Liv will still try and sell you a book.